A Canadian in Chicago
Let’s start this off with an apology. Sorry guys, I’m Canadian. Born and raised. I like hockey. I drink good beer. I speak French, the language of love and separatism. I’ve seen Anne of Green Gables so many times I know the camera angles. I voted for a prime minister. I learned my provinces and territories in grade 1, not first grade. I coloured Dr. T’s notes with my pencil crayons and throw in a “u” wherever I damn well please. Sorry I said damn, I didn’t mean to offend anyo